quick joke

andy stewart · Post by **andy stewart** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:48 pm

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and
calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial
insemination. The man doesn't have the slightest idea what this means
but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will
know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they
are pregnant.

He hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that
artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So he loads
the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with
them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and
looks at the sheep. Seeing that they are still standing around, he
deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the Landrover
again.

He drives them out into the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good
measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find
the sheep still just standing around. One more try he tells himself, and
proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods.

So he spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls
listlessly into bed. The next morning he cannot even raise himself from
the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him
if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says. "They're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping
the horn!"

Ryan220 · Post by **Ryan220** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:55 pm

I love it

Just told the Welshman and the New Zealander who I work with.

There not so impressed :twisted:

lee2003 · Post by **lee2003** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:57 pm

beeniemac · Post by **beeniemac** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:18 pm

sharky · Post by **sharky** » Thu May 13, 2004 5:50 pm

Quality!

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Thu May 13, 2004 6:58 pm

sharky620ti wrote::lol:

F### me, that has to be some kind of a record :shock:

stuartm · Post by **stuartm** » Thu May 13, 2004 7:57 pm

I beat the record :wink:

Leo · Post by **Leo** » Thu May 13, 2004 8:23 pm

I'll get me coat...

Great joke btw Andy

Cabriolet214 · Post by **Cabriolet214** » Thu May 13, 2004 9:16 pm

STOP! STOP!

You're giving me screen freeze!!

weirdjam · Post by **weirdjam** » Thu May 13, 2004 9:31 pm

Tis easy wid ctrl V

rover_power · Post by **rover_power** » Thu May 13, 2004 10:33 pm

trippy

roverspeed · Post by **roverspeed** » Fri May 14, 2004 12:30 am

that better, i couldn;t be arsed counting

Warren