Asked the bloke behind the counter for a compression tester.
He looked at me puzzled for a few seconds and then the mist lifted and he smiled and said " oh - you mean for you MP3s?"
I eplained the basics of what I actually wanted and it was clear he hadn't a clue - fair play to the bloke, he asked his manager, who came
over and quizzed me on exactly what I wanted.
"You mean for checking your cylinders?" he asked me, with razor sharp insight
Eventually, after the obligatory sharp intake of breath he said "No - we don't do things like that"
I was surprised and suggested that a compression tester was probably one of the most basic of engine diagnostic tools to which he answered
" They are specific to the type of car you have - it's a dealer only tool - and besides they are really expensive and not something your average Halfords customer would want"
I wonder now, what is "your average Halfords customer" ?







What the duck?!








What are you trying to imply, I don't see how I have shown you I can't operate a keyboard incorrectly. Infact I would be worried that you couldn't operate one correctly as you seem to have left caps lock on by accident towards the end of your post 
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