dont laugh at me but...

dirty ti · Post by **dirty ti** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:03 pm

ok i mite be alone on this one but hey..
right with my other cars when i won a race(off public) i used to tap the dash board and say good girl/boy! now ive got the ti im having problems figuring out if its a boy or a girl? its goot sexy looks is moody like a girl(braking down)time of the month but when i put my foot down its got a man punch(boy as its only 7yo). am i alone on this or do other people do it?
boy?
or
girl?

stuartm · Post by **stuartm** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:06 pm

Im glad you don't live near me :wink:

Ryan220 · Post by **Ryan220** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:08 pm

dirty ti wrote:ok i mite be alone on this one but hey..
right with my other cars when i won a race(off public) i used to tap the dash board and say good girl/boy! now ive got the ti im having problems figuring out if its a boy or a girl? its goot sexy looks is moody like a girl(braking down)time of the month but when i put my foot down its got a man punch(boy as its only 7yo). am i alone on this or do other people do it?
boy?
or
girl?

"dontlaugh at me but...."

its a bloody car with no gender......but if you really insist every feckin motor out there is female because they arent cheap to own or run, never 100% reliable, let you down at the worst possible time, needs a man to direct it properly and so on etc..

Just call it "kit", then if if breaks down it conveniently rhymes with sh1t

dirty ti · Post by **dirty ti** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:11 pm

lol.so when you were little your parents never gave the car a name?
ive got 2 under 10yo brothers and they still call my parents car by name but then thats just my family!were not weird i promise.lol

Rover220CoupeTurbo · Post by **Rover220CoupeTurbo** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:21 pm

The way I have always seen it is, if your a bloke, you ride a girl and if your a bird, you ride a bloke.

Quiche81 · Post by **Quiche81** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:23 pm

Every bloke calls their car a She. I'm no exception, my wife calls
it 'B1tch'.. I call it the 'Tea Bag'

The Ti is definitely a Lass

dirty ti · Post by **dirty ti** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:24 pm

thats a fair comment!think i agree with you on that one.i cant be the only one or are people hiding?lol i am the only one aint i. :cry:

im going to change my user name to end the embarresment. :oops:

Quiche81 · Post by **Quiche81** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:31 pm

The only blokes that are hiding are the one's that call them a
He, and have named them Quentin and go on about the leather
pressed against their wotsits, and the feel of its mighty stick

Ugghhh.. Too much description me thinks !
(No offence to anyone named Quentin of course)

dirty ti · Post by **dirty ti** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:33 pm

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:06 pm

Fluuuuuuke!

Radddeeeeeers!

:roflmao:

Cabriolet214 · Post by **Cabriolet214** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:12 pm

Hey, it don't matter cos it's a Rover! Just pat it nicely, give it a Bonio and all will be cool..................

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:25 pm

And watch the flea bitten fu**er p*ss on your leg :roll:

Null_Byte · Post by **Null_Byte** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:39 pm

Think of it like this, next time your working underneath it, would u prefer to be working underneath her with your tool, or crawling around underneath some old boy?

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:49 pm

I dunno, id describe the 620 as 'gay' anyways so itd have to be a bloke lol.

As for the 820turbo, its kind of sexy, but as for a name? never really thought of one... Ill be the first to say if i had to call it a name, itd be Sophie :blush:

Null_Byte · Post by **Null_Byte** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:58 pm

Scott wrote:I dunno, id describe the 620 as 'gay' anyways so itd have to be a bloke lol.

As for the 820turbo, its kind of sexy, but as for a name? never really thought of one... Ill be the first to say if i had to call it a name, itd be Sophie

Us 620 boys will have to remember that as we cruise past :wink:

(assuming my ti ever starts again

)

sharky · Post by **sharky** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:00 pm

lmfao!

dirty ti · Post by **dirty ti** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:52 pm

sharky620ti wrote:lmfao!

what?

http://www.rt2468abcd.r8technology.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=11145
and people had ago at me!lol

sysdump · Post by **sysdump** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:56 pm

I normally just call mine 'that fcking thing' or 'that cnuting thing' - even when it isn't broken!!

Chris

dirty ti · Post by **dirty ti** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:57 pm

yer because you know it will be broken the week later!thats how i see my ti sometimes.

wez_p · Post by **wez_p** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:07 am

i reckon b1tch is a good one for a name

because you know when you get the opportunity you abuse it

Dave400 · Post by **Dave400** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:19 pm

I'd say my sig says what I call mine quite clearly!!

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:20 pm

Just out of curiosity Dirty Ti, why dont you put a space after a punctuation mark such as full stops, comma's, exclamation makrs etc?

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