Sheaf wrote:You guys sooo need to be able to recognise tounge in cheek comments
Fine, whatever.
All headgaskets fail, they're all equally likely to go, and the k is not prone to it. It's all lies and propaganda.
It's just a strange coincidence that I happen to know 4 people off the forum who had k's with failed HGs, and not one single person who has had one fail on another car, bar my dad who managed to blow the one on his Sunbeam Rapier IIRC.
No they don't.
They rarely actually ..'fail'. More often than not, they are damaged first then are unable to do the job they were designed to do. Check a few posts above and you'll see "loss of coolant" played a part in one so called failure. A look round other Rover sites will also show other honest owners who've had damaged head gaskets on their cars, not just Rovers either, following their own 'failures'' like never checking coolant levels and other items as all manufacturers recommend. Loss of coolant, for ANY car, is almost certainly the cause of most cylinder head gaskets 'failing'....due to overheating damage without proper coolant levels.
The original poster confidently states his cars are well maintained.... He can be confident as he's obviously had his cars from new.
Full service history merely means there'a few stamps in a book. There's more to good servicing than that. Those stamps are NO guarantee of a job well done even if you paid the professionals well to do it.
Still, what do I know, more than once 'professionals' have told me "They all do that".... so it must be true ... they're professionals...

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In my experience, the cylinder head gaskets on O and T series Rovers and MGs are near bullet proof provided the cars are well maintained... even the turbocharged cars.
I have recently purchased two Rover 620ti, both car's owners being professionally advised that the cylinder head gasket had failed. Both owners openly admitted having next to no ' under the bonnet nouse' thus can only rely on the advice of the professsionals had given them.
Investigating both cars I discovered the reasons for the 'failures'. On one car the little pipe from the top of the radiator which is connected to the Turbocharger's water cooling had been fractured (someone leant on it? - easily done because of its location) and a near invisible hairline crack would open up under hot coolant pressure leading to loss of coolant. The other car had a similar coolant leak on the small hose which is connected to the turbocharger. Following long fast runs, the slow but progressive loss of coolant would be hard to observe. These led to overheated engines and cylinder head gasket 'failures'... One car needed a head skim following the overheating.
Both cars now run as the designer intended...
So, what came first, the failure or the damage..
Chicken and egg init? ...
As George_chick here has frequently reminded folks... give your car the "Getting to know you" Julie Andrews attention ... just maybe then your head gaskets would never be failures .... but allowed to do the job they were designed for.
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