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radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:44 pm

Been chopped up and buried under the patio?

98Ti · Post by **98Ti** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:19 pm

Lol, there is never a step to far for ^^^this man^^^^

Dave_ZS · Post by **Dave_ZS** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:57 pm

I can see a new thread starting "F.A.O Pig Farm owners."

Been watching re-runs of Brookside Radders

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:52 am

Dave_214_SEi wrote:I can see a new thread starting "F.A.O Pig Farm owners."

Been watching re-runs of Brookside Radders

Nope, a dramatisation of Fred and Rose West lol

alexcornwall · Post by **alexcornwall** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:08 am

Still alive... not gonna lie, i did sink the pink the other day.... but we're pretty distant atm.... so i haven't experienced any psychoness! but yeah, fortnightly encounters seems to be the way forward... for now...

Post by **< KEVIN >** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:35 pm

Any pictures ?

98Ti · Post by **98Ti** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:33 pm

I hear wedding bells ringing in the distance tbh.

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:04 pm

98Ti wrote:I hear wedding bells ringing in the distance tbh.

Or necks wringing.....

alexcornwall · Post by **alexcornwall** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:59 am

98Ti wrote:I hear wedding bells ringing in the distance tbh.

if that happens i'll invite the whole of rovertech and provide you all with a free bar, hahaha

Dave_ZS · Post by **Dave_ZS** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:26 am

alexcornwall wrote:
98Ti wrote:I hear wedding bells ringing in the distance tbh.

if that happens i'll invite the whole of rovertech and provide you all with a free bar, hahaha

copied. incase of eventuality

Post by **Punx0r** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:15 am

I hear the CSA sharpening their pencils.

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:58 am

Punx0r wrote:

I hear the CSA sharpening their pencils.

Alex has already sharpened his!

alexcornwall · Post by **alexcornwall** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:38 pm

Punx0r wrote:

I hear the CSA sharpening their pencils.

Apologies... CSA? yes we all know i'm stupid already from this thread :p

peteT16 · Post by **peteT16** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:14 pm

CSA = Child Support Agency

alexcornwall · Post by **alexcornwall** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:06 pm

peteT16 wrote:CSA = Child Support Agency

thanks, i don't think she needs any support though...

Pinkie15 · Post by **Pinkie15** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:55 pm

alexcornwall wrote:
peteT16 wrote:CSA = Child Support Agency
thanks, i don't think she needs any support though...

Give it a couple of months....

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:22 pm

Pinkie15 wrote:
alexcornwall wrote:
peteT16 wrote:CSA = Child Support Agency
thanks, i don't think she needs any support though...
Give it a couple of months....

Yeah, about nine.

Pinkie15 · Post by **Pinkie15** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:52 pm

radddogg wrote:
Pinkie15 wrote:
alexcornwall wrote:
peteT16 wrote:CSA = Child Support Agency
thanks, i don't think she needs any support though...
Give it a couple of months....
Yeah, about nine.

No, no. I meant until she says she's pregnant, not when Damien actually arrives

ti or not ti · Post by **ti or not ti** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:14 pm

alexcornwall wrote:Still alive... not gonna lie, i did sink the pink the other day.... but we're pretty distant atm.... so i haven't experienced any psychoness! but yeah, fortnightly encounters seems to be the way forward... for now...

Dude.. gotta be careful, cover the stump before you pump.

Saves Kids and STI checks.

Hope it doesn't turn yellow and drops off.

NoobCannon · Post by **NoobCannon** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:59 pm

alexcornwall wrote: Hope it doesn't turn yellow and drops off.

i hope it does! the resulting posts of "rofl" will be the funniest thing on the forum since gavin was around

limpabit · Post by **limpabit** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:11 pm

NoobCannon wrote:
alexcornwall wrote: Hope it doesn't turn yellow and drops off.

i hope it does! the resulting posts of "rofl" will be the funniest thing on the forum since gavin was around

TBH, don't think it will happen. She is going to strap him to the bed and do her deed.. With and man toy. That will teach the bugger!

Post by **Punx0r** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:46 pm

Funny enough, a workmate recently shared an experience exactly along those lines

Limecat · Post by **Limecat** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:23 pm

ti or not ti wrote:
alexcornwall wrote:Still alive... not gonna lie, i did sink the pink the other day.... but we're pretty distant atm.... so i haven't experienced any psychoness! but yeah, fortnightly encounters seems to be the way forward... for now...
Dude.. gotta be careful, cover the stump before you pump.

Saves Kids and STI checks.

Hope it doesn't turn yellow and drops off.

I can't help but thinking your username needs an 's' adding in 2 select places?

Forget bagging up, instead as you feel the semen army marching up the higway to helmets edge, just pull out and do your best 'Fireman Sam' in her face!

Dave_ZS · Post by **Dave_ZS** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:25 pm

Limecat wrote:
ti or not ti wrote:
alexcornwall wrote:Still alive... not gonna lie, i did sink the pink the other day.... but we're pretty distant atm.... so i haven't experienced any psychoness! but yeah, fortnightly encounters seems to be the way forward... for now...
Dude.. gotta be careful, cover the stump before you pump.

Saves Kids and STI checks.

Hope it doesn't turn yellow and drops off.
I can't help but thinking your username needs an 's' adding in 2 select places?

Forget bagging up, instead as you feel the semen army marching up the higway to helmets edge, just pull out and do your best 'Fireman Sam' in her face!

BOOM there's yer dinner

Sheaf · Post by **Sheaf** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:01 pm

Limecat wrote:
ti or not ti wrote:
alexcornwall wrote:Still alive... not gonna lie, i did sink the pink the other day.... but we're pretty distant atm.... so i haven't experienced any psychoness! but yeah, fortnightly encounters seems to be the way forward... for now...
Dude.. gotta be careful, cover the stump before you pump.

Saves Kids and STI checks.

Hope it doesn't turn yellow and drops off.
I can't help but thinking your username needs an 's' adding in 2 select places?

Forget bagging up, instead as you feel the semen army marching up the higway to helmets edge, just pull out and do your best 'Fireman Sam' in her face!

.... as the psycho wraps her legs around you, stops you pulling out and grins at you saying 'you're a daddy now'....

If she's that psycho I wouldn't discount the possibility.

zr160green · Post by **zr160green** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 1:25 pm

This girl sounds like a bad apple. She is trying to attention seek and the hope that you get upset about it. She will be under the influence that you still want her so will try anything to make you jealous. Your best bet is to tell her to stop all the nonsense and say you were only kidding on and taking her for a ride when you went for her. Say you got a right laugh out it and you are far too good for her. This will make her feel betrayed however it will keep her off your case.

Rough Luck Racing · Post by **Rough Luck Racing** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:01 pm

Time to do her best mate and send her pics too

That should get rid of her

Hyper · Post by **Hyper** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:00 pm

Rough Luck Racing wrote:Time to do YOUR best mate and send her pics too

That should get rid of her

vinny19791 · Post by **vinny19791** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:30 pm

Epic thread

And I thought I'd had it bad

zr160green · Post by **zr160green** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:38 pm

Everytime she is around you keep farting. Make sure they are nice and eggy. That will disguist her. A second thing you could do is save your dumps for work then tell her to go into the room. The stence will make her ill and she will not go near you again.

british beef · Post by **british beef** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:26 pm

man up

NoobCannon · Post by **NoobCannon** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:26 pm

Alan25 wrote:Everytime she is around you keep farting. Make sure they are nice and eggy. That will disguist her. A second thing you could do is save your dumps for work then tell her to go into the room. The stence will make her ill and she will not go near you again.

f**king rofl

Post by **Marty** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:19 pm

Better tell the other half to get a new hat if there a wedding

Cant believe he marrying it would of got less of a sentence if he had murdered her

-mike- · Post by **-mike-** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:52 pm

I best not comment actually! He doesn't take kindly to being told how stupid he is. Infact, we're no longer friends

but hey ho!

1234dist · Post by **1234dist** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:58 pm

alexcornwall wrote:
98Ti wrote:I hear wedding bells ringing in the distance tbh.

if that happens i'll invite the whole of rovertech and provide you all with a free bar, hahaha

Rovertech 2.0

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