What i did get once was while backing into a pump slot some tit drove forward into it.
Another one of mine is poeple driving down the wrong side of the road to jump queues at roundabouts.
I did catch someone great doing this a while back. Guy was happily driving down wrong side of the road playing dare so I took I nice wide swing out of the nursery car park (I wasnt on the main road this time) and plonked my car in front of him, forcing him to come to a sharp stop on my nose. I then sat with hand on horn as everyone sat waiting on the correct side of the road looked at him and laughed while he slowely, and sheepishly backed up the road till he could get back on his side!!
J

