Uffington White Horse 5th Meet. Saturday 25th Sept, 12:30.

[munky]

Yeah thats right, laugh at the guy with the phobia. B*stards.

[Din]

Vard fail tbh.... you took loads of pics are you saying if someone hadnt pulled the plug out mid download we would have more

And, i forgot to say.. epic curry from Vards brother Alex last night

[Vard66]

Right!

More photos.

The cars

Stef (stefaclese)'s VVC converted SE Coupé



Dan (Din)'s Ti



Trevor (Red Icon)'s KV6 75 Tourer



Marc (marc9584)'s FDH Coupé



Sam (Roger Red Hat)'s Metro 1100 GTa



Richard (Richard_is)'s Mk3 Turbo



Andy (Mitus)'s forged ZS Turbo



Lloyd (drofmub)'s T4 Volvo S40



Dan (TomcatDan)'s Alfa Romeo Mito



Alex (Sheaf)'s Honda Accord Type-R









People

Group shot!



Left to right; Stef (stefaclese), Marc (marc9584), Diane, and her husband Trevor (Red Icon), Sam (Roger Red Hat), Andy (Mitus), Dan (Din), Vard (Vard66), Lloyd (drofmub), Richard (Richard_is), Alex (Sheaf), Dan (TomcatDan) and his girlfriend Suzanne.

Stef doing the moonwalk







Off we go, on our way to Abingdon - (N.b: apologies if some of these aren't focused, or aren't exposed correctly - I was taking them mostly with either my torso, or at very least the camera stuck out of the sunroof, as per Di's picture on the previous page!)









Richard (Richard_is) and Lloyd (drofmub) vanishing off down White Horse Hill, never to be heard from again...









Disappointingly, I didn't have my camera on Rog later on in the drive, when he pulled out of a junction with the front wheels both lit up like mad, after hesitating for a good ten seconds, and about half a second after I said 'Get on with it you pr*ck!!' .... *Rog batters out of the junction with both front wheels howling* ... 'yeah, like that!'















Roger realising there's a crest, covered in gravel, decides to have a bit of fun, and Marc behind him, going 'oh no, not again!'









This... is pretty much where the photos end. I had more, but then I got a bit drunk and was uploading the photos to my laptop and forgot I had formatted one card and went to format it again and now they're gone.

[1994 BRG Coupe]

Who came in the Ice Cream van

[Din]

Cars are so much cool

[marc9584]

Another good day out

[Vard66]

Cars are so much cool

Good ol' Roger.

[stefaclese]

Some epic quotes all through the day

Sam standing at the foot of Andy's garage, looking at the mini and just bursting out with "Cars are so much cool" being top of the list

Munky turning up 7 hours late was pretty epic too

[Sheaf]

Was good, after I found the place (found the pub, then some DoE bloke drinking wine in the car park directed me the wrong way to the hill...) enjoyed the drive too although was a bit difficult at the back. A few cars got ahead in front at roundabout (mainly a gold who insisted on doing 25mph) and I started loosing everyone (and didn't know where I was going) but Dan held back a bit and we managed to catch up when the golf got out the sodding way.

I forgot how low coupes are until yesterday too, bonnets are crazy low. Brings back memories of getting backache working on mine.

Now, who was it who stole food from a pregnant lady again?

[Vard66]

lol.

That would also have been Rog.

'What, really, this is yours? Oh. Erm. Tell you what, I'll give you this now, and you can have one of my onion rings when mine comes, cool?' Then, quietly, aside to Stef 'Maaaan, I was all ready to destroy that burger too, I'm so f**king hungry...'

[Roger Red Hat]

UTTERLY UTTERLY EPIC!! fricking crazy good time! lol especially the spider!

vard:
'no dude, look there is a spider in there'

Munky:
'what?...WWWWWWWOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!'

or the drunken 3am lets listen to munkys v6 alfa sing! (sorry vard! )

i think i had more fun in the metro then i have ever had! (apart from nearly t boning marc at the junction!)
A good 15min +4,000 rpm utter rally cross stylee blast along massive open roads, then coming to a near enough stop with overcooked smelling brake fade = 2 inches from two written off RT cars, i really was not expecting that!

oh and Mitus ZS...Holy shizzle!..that thing is SERIOUSLY quick! great car as will be his so much cool mini!


my pics..

Vard trying to realign my metro and failing (essentially he just moved it back and forth!


Small group shot


Epic Vardism on the camera


Mitus's mini's K16 Turbo


Lollable remenance from vards Vitty T16 conrods


One of my fav pics!..Dins Ti Munkys V6 156 and my GTa at vards


Mmmm Italian


Munkys Spider of Woe and missery (epic win for the spider tbh)

[munky]

Look at the size of it, its a f*cking monster, no wonder I freaked out!

Ok... so it was about 5mm across, but it was in my baccy ffs! Thats just evil.

Was a f*cking great night, from what I can remember (which is worryingly little). The drive up was pretty epic too, plymouth to vards in about 2 and a half hours.

Where I then had to wait an hour and a bloody half for him to arrive! I fell asleep in the car for half an hour or so, then went to the pub.

@ being 7 hours late... well I did say I was going to take the concept of fashionably late to new levels... I think I broke boundaries and am a pioneer of a new trend... 'fashionably epicly late'.

All in all, I had a great time, even though the poker night didnt get further than vard dealing the cards and me throwing the chips at people. The curry was spectacular, the company was good, and I got horribly drunk... which is always fun. (for me anyway... sorry about the mop chris) Was really good to finally meet up with the people I;ve been drunkenly gibbering at on msn for three years, even if stef is a bit of a c*nt.

I have a selection of blurry pictures of a recipe book and some close ups of the pool table felt... and a video which I will upload now.

[stefaclese]

even if stef is a bit of a c*nt.

I take this as a compliment. Anyways, I wasn't the one acting like a child, breaking things, spilling things, making nasty smells, and keeping me and the dog up with your snoring...

[munky]

The nasty smells came from roger this morning, not me!

And I dont snore... I'd have heard if I was

Tbf tho, with the state I was in, I'm quite impressed I only spilt one drink so I'll take that as a compliment too

[stefaclese]

Oh no no no no no, granted the smells today were coming from Sam, but it was all you last night. And the smells increased exponentially the moment you took your shoes off

The snoring wasn't an issue for me tbh, like Chuck Norris I believe sleep is for the weak.

[munky]

Yeah my feet have been known to clear rooms

And any displeasure I caused you I'll just chalk up as revenge for the f*cking spider, so bite me

[stefaclese]

Meh, I've smelt so much worse things before. Compared to the last bint, your odours were like a rose garden tbh

[munky]

Meh, I've smelt so much worse things before.

[Roger Red Hat]

curry was epic! just a tad...upsetting!

[munky]

curry was epic! just a tad...upsetting!

The curry was indeed epic... so much epic...

[munky]

Chris just reminded me I did take some photos while still reasonably sober... so here's the pick of the bunch.

If anyone fancies making the epic curry... here is the recipe




101 uses for a pool table...


The smile masks contempt and a malingering evil.


I think I scared dan.


But not as much as whatever stef was looking at scared him!

[Roger Red Hat]

at stef!!

[munky]

finally youtube have processed the video... only took 45 minutes



Taken at 3.30am... say sorry to your neighbours chris

iirc, that was just before the doorbell incident too

[Vard66]

That car is so much Italian.

[munky]

[Sheaf]

101 uses for a pool table...

Hang on.... did you all go back to Chris's and just sit about talking on RT?

[marc9584]

That alfa Munky sounds awesome

[munky]

Hang on.... did you all go back to Chris's and just sit about talking on RT?

No... did you not read? We ate curry and drank, a LOT.... and sat around talking... I think some people went on rt.

[Vard66]

lol.

We tried to play poker. But then Joe told us he couldn't legally deal, snapped a couple of the little miniature poker chips in half playing tiddlywinks, and threw them, and the cards at us, so we just sort of gave up on that and wound up just drinking and shooting the sh*t all night.

[munky]

I only broke one chip!

Did I manage to tiddle any winks into whatever i was aiming for? its all a bit hazy tbh but i remember being pleased with myself so I must have hit the target, or stef...

[stefaclese]

You got Sam and Chris, it was only Chris who managed to successfully throw anything at me

And no, you managed to avoid getting any chips in any of the glasses and containers on the table, quite a feat

[munky]

[Din]

That car is so much Italian.

Awsome

[stefaclese]

But not as much as whatever stef was looking at scared him!

Well I was sat directly opposite this

[Roger Red Hat]

ahh

its spider man.

also lol at just how much booze is on that table